Matt Groening Quotations

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw

American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that little thing on his chin, I think it's called an imperial, that is, like, the coolest thing. That's like one of the great icons of the twentieth century.

I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.