Matt Stone Quotations

I would vote for a Mormon.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.

Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

I just get my news from the Internet.

I'm concerned about people being happy,

I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.