Matthew Broderick Quotations

When I was little I used to see Godzilla all the time on TV, ... I just remember him knocking things over, which was fine with me. I loved monster movies and disaster movies, and this was a good combination.

So get ready for Gadget toys, which I will also force your children to buy, ... And I apologize.

Mr. Brown should have picked up the phone and called the secretary right away.

I loved 'Independence Day' and I've liked disaster movies since I was a kid. And to do one with those guys... why not? But I think 'Godzilla' with people who I didn't know anything about, I might have been worried, because it could have been who knows? But I read the script and thought it was really exciting and hey, I wasn't doing anything and it seemed like a very good thing to do.

I think there is some stigma when you're playing a love scene... with somebody who you don't really know very well.

Please remember to curb your dogs when you are walking in this area.

Regardless, I'm going to have a lot if lizard-ware when this is all through.

I wish we were out of town, so we could work on these things quietly,

I was glad to be here. It was beautiful but very, very sad.

That will come. And if it's going to happen, it'll be this week.

Everything takes on huge significance. Doing this in a fishbowl is quite horrible.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

You never know. They may figure something out. I know they want you.

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

I've done photo shoots where they wanted to put me in a lizard skin suit,

There was a prevailing attitude from Mr. Brown that he did not want Homeland Security to interfere with any of his operations or what he was doing. Mr. Brown should have picked up the phone and called the secretary right away.

So did 'The Producers,' and Nathan and I were the same two people then as we are now.

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.

If you take it step by step, it all makes sense. A lot of musicals are based on films.

You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.

I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.

Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.