Melissa Rivers Quotations

We're praying the hair will be as big as the boobs.

He could spit in your face and you'd still say, 'Take me here, take me now!'

It feels bizarre to be completely done up and it's still sunny out.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

They just blow the doors off. Now you have women who are more in control of their look.

I'm a big fan of the laceless Converse for travel, with cute jeans, and throw on a little jacket, and you look presentable.

I had Cooper in December and was back on the red carpet in January. I picked him up and took him to work with me, you know, took him to my dressing room. So he's been raised the same way I was, which is that work is such a big part of our lives.

I don't think I should be giving out relationship advice! You have to accept each other for who they are and what they will be able to modify in their behavior and what you can modify in your behavior to create a better relationship.

I am very excited to be a part of the CMA celebration this year, especially since it is their first telecast outside of Nashville, ... I'm an enormous country music fan, and can't wait to see many of the artists I know as they walk down the Red Carpet.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

How about having a properly equipped crash cart?

Oh God, friend breakups are the worst. The worst! And I've been through it. Basically, if you're over the age of 5, you've been through friend breakups.

I think anyone who has a job in the entertainment industry that is ongoing and then decides they get bored and doesn't want to do it anymore is foolish!

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.

I love seeing what people wear out to dinner in different cities. I know how differently I dress in New York than I do in Los Angeles.

I know my mother would be overwhelmed by the continued outpouring of kindness and I want to thank everyone for keeping us in their prayers.

The best advice my mom has ever given me is to never give up. She believes when one door shuts, another door opens. Always, always move forward.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon,

My rule is always if you keep your basics classic. You can add seasonable and very trendy stuff and always look modern and updated, but if you're questioning something and its expensive, err on the side of classic.

I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother. She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

My mother would be so touched by the tributes and prayers that we have received from around the world. Her condition remains serious but she is receiving the best treatment and care possible. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts as we pray for her recovery.

My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable. Thank you for your continued support.

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.