Mike Myers Quotations | Page 2

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.

Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.