Nick Offerman Quotations

I'm quite excited to not play a Xena type character - it's probably closer to me than any character I've ever played.

I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke.

I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior.

Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself.

If I had to pick one form of acting, it would be live theater. That's where I started; that's where I became a man, I think I'm still finishing up that job.

My education began in theater school, and it continues to this day. I just continued learning to be a better performer.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.

Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.

I learned in my early years in the theater that I would never become the guy on top. I'll never create a show; I don't have a brain expansive enough to see the whole picture, in a way that would behoove anyone.