Pat Paulsen Quotations

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

I don't need adult supervision.

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'