Peter Bernstein is an American-born jazz guitarist... (wikipedia)
Those babies all do well, but they spend an extra couple of days or a week in the hospital.
Some people are addicted to seeing catastrophe in the future.
Their prices between the time that you buy them and (the time when) they mature or you sell them can jump around a lot. And they have this one terrible risk -- they're very bad assets in inflation.
I never thought I'd recommend a position in gold.