Peter Ustinov Quotations

Please keep off the grass.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our duty is to furnish it well.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.