Richard Matthews Quotations

I've never had short hair before. I told my wife if she didn't do it in the next 10 minutes I was going to change my mind.

A lot of the older folks at my church liked it better than the crazy hairstyle I had before. So far all of my friends have said it fits. I was worried I was going to have an oddly shaped head.

It seems like this is what I've been doing all along.

I know that if I listen to something that is all talking, even if I find it very interesting, that after 10 minutes or so my mind starts to drift off somewhere else.