Ricky Gervais Quotations

My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.

I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.

Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.

Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.

We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

If David Brent is the best thing that I ever come up with, then so be it. What are you supposed to do, time the best thing you do for just before you die?

Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.