Robert Maxwell Quotations

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

Luckily, he missed, so I shot the mayor and withdrew.

If they donate the materials, we'll build them in their parking lots.

But as soon as we marched off a German tank opened fire on us. Luckily, he missed, so I shot the mayor and withdrew.

We're talking about 10 years from now and longer, not the current mission.

He threw away two trash bags (of clothes), and we're here to refill. It's all right, because he's got to have clothes, and he keeps getting bigger.

I keep on repeating, I'll say it for the last time-I'm not on some ego trip.

If only 50 or more people were doing for the country what I have been doing, there would not be a pay freeze or a balance of payments problem.

Money you haven't earned is not good for you.

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.

Money isn't everything. I've got money and I've got everything, and they're not the same.