Howard Ronald "Ron" Shock (October 19, 1942 – May 17, 2012) was an American comedian and storyteller who was best known for his reenactments of stories that he extracted from newspapers. (wikipedia)
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.
I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.