Ryan Hansen Quotations

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

He's capable of doing that. It's been fun to watch him play and it was fun to watch him play tonight.

Our nemesis all year has been our rebounding.

I think coach Olson likes that second time (facing ASU) to be a restful week.

I'm so... Honestly, it's been amazing to be a part of this journey on 'Veronica Mars.' Because I started out, really, with a word on the show. So it's kind of fun to look back and be like, 'Wow, I was basically an extra,' but not really - I had a little part.

We put the team on his back and we just let it ride to see where he could take us. He almost brought us back all by himself. He made some amazing shots.

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.

We're peaking at the right time. We've been shooting the ball well and obviously getting the shots we want.

Concerning PDA: Anything that can be described as 'cute' is okay. Anything that can be described as 'mating' is not okay.

Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer.

Any time I get to play Dick Casablancas is always a pleasure.

It's television-related in a lot of cases. And it helps split up the conference season.

That right there is the epitome of a game that your team is not focused on playing. Do you really think they were paying attention to North Dakota State, when they've got the rest of their Big Ten games to concern themselves with?

In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that it's a bad job. I would put the bread down and then the cans down on the bread, so I got fired. Or I just left. I'm not really sure which one happened.

Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.

Honestly, it's been amazing to be a part of this journey on 'Veronica Mars.'

I can play 'Guitar Hero,' most of the songs on Medium and some of the songs on Hard. No Expert.

He's not a part of the program anymore and it's unfortunate for him and the team.

The guys are playing with a lot of confidence and we're peaking at the right time of the year. We dug ourselves a little bit of a hole.