Scott Alberts Quotations

Since everyone in ex-com was appointed by the president, you feel more comfortable telling them to take over their duties.

That's the kind of skill that you want in a president. It also gives the candidate a chance to talk about their plans.

The vice president did pretty much what the speaker does now. If they're that awesome, they should be leading a committee. That's where all the action is.

They thought it was the flu, but it lasted too long. That's why he wanted to go home.

If you're really sick, we can work it out.

I haven't told Mark to hurry up because I don't want to rush him, and I don't want to deal with a by-election.