Scott Wood Quotations

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys...' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted.

We'll continue to try to schedule as many of the larger schools as we can. But that's tough because most of the larger schools are obviously in Orlando, and they don't have a lot of room in their schedules.

Seeing him on the field, in that uniform, it's an awesome feeling. It's almost shocking, really.

. . . If eyelids get heavy, I will understand,

It was just something to give him a little bit of support, to let him know he has family and friends who are pulling for him.

The first kind is more like playing the slot machines. It's the quick and unpredictable result, and just like in playing golf, that one great shot is all you need to keep coming back for more. But with the weekly games, the best way I've heard it described is that you're buying a right to dream big.