Sid Caesar Quotations

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.

If I don't believe it, I don't care.

After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself.If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, 'Gee, that's like Uncle David', or 'That's like a friend of mine'. And they related through that. I didn't make fun of them. I made fun of me.

Every language has its own music.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is a Great GONNA BE!

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.