Sinbad Quotations

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.

Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want.

People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to me.

I've been on the road since 1983. Nothing ever changed, even when I was doing TV and movies.

Hollywood's not a progressive place. Everyone likes to think that Hollywood is hip, but it's not hip at all.

I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

I didn't buy Bentleys. I didn't live large. I invested in me. I invested in a lot of other people.

I never should have done 'Celebrity Apprentice.' I didn't want to do it because I didn't want Donald Trump to say, 'You're fired.'

We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'