Stan Laurel Quotations

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly.

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.