Tim Klaber Quotations

With the restaurants and the books he's got going on, it seems like he needs the constant reminder that he's out there. It's all part of the aura, and I think he has to tour to perpetuate that aura.

I think I paid $20. That may be the service charge this year.

We know it was said here at Kings Island. Jimmy has said it was '85, so that's good enough.

They're fairly easy. Once the beer is gone, you cut a hole in the bottom and attach it to a ball cap.