Thomas Dickson Armourwas a Scottish-American professional golfer. He was nicknamed The Silver Scot. He was the winner of three of golf's major championships, the 1927 U.S. Open, 1930 PGA Championship, and the 1931 Open Championship... (wikipedia)
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.
Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.