Tommy Chong Quotations

More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.

You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

By making marijuana illegal, the agricultural people can't grab hold of it like they did with corn and wheat. So those companies are scrambling around trying to get hold of it, but they can't, because it's a cottage industry, and it will always be a cottage industry. Because the minute the big companies try to make it their own, like they did with soybeans...like Monsanto, they put their own patent on seeds, and you can't do that with marijuana.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.

Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.