Will Rogers Quotations | Page 2

When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.

We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.

Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax off the sales of stocks, didn't you? Saved 'em $48,000,000. Now, why don't somebody investigate the Senate and see who got to them to get that tax removed? That would be a real investigation.

Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.