Yogi Berra Quotations | Page 5

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about lagging baseball attendance Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.