Red Skelton Inspiration Quotations

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always