When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don't have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.
Where the hell is Chad?
The worst thing a politician can be is dull. At least I'm interesting.
I would not like to be a political leader in Russia. They never know when they're being taped.
I have impeached myself by resigning.