Rick Riordan Nymphs Quotations

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

But if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here.

Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed. "So awesome!" Echo yelled back. "He is funny," a nymph ventured. "And cute, in a scrawny way," another said. "Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-