Robin Williams Inspiration Quotations

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material