Rodney Dangerfield Ugly Quotations

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.