Ryan Stiles Stiles Quotations

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.