Scott Adams Technology Quotations

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!