Scott Lynch Bullshit Quotations

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it

We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a false face and a good line of bullshit can do so much more.

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.