Every boo on the road is a cheer.
There is nothing so uncertain as a sure thing.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating.
The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.
Hockey is its own game. It's completely different than all other games, although it's getting way too close to soccer.