Steve Martin Believe Quotations

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.

For a while, Mirabelle believes there will be a moment when he will cave in and let himself love her, but eventually she lets the idea go. She hits bottom. She dwells in the muck for several months, not depressed exactly, but involved in a mourning that at first she thinks is for Ray but soon realizes is for the loss of her old self.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.