Steven Wright Ice Quotations

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.