Terry Pratchett Wizards Quotations

Sometimes you can think that 'I've had enough of wizards!' And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.