Tim Allen Men Quotations

I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

Men aren't allowed to have self-esteem, because we're already supposed to have all the power.... But most men earn less than they want, barely the minimum wage. They're drones. They do stuff they don't want to do to support their families, and they're not sure why they do it. They don't know what they're doing half the time, and any time we stick up for ourselves, we're pigs because we don't know how to articulate our frustrations and joys.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

I have way too many commitments. I get pulled in too many directions and I never seem to be able to satisfy anybody. People get turned on by knowing a celebrity, even my friends and family. They feel that there's something exciting about me, but in reality there's no substance to it. People in airports just hold on to me expecting something and it seems that I always come up empty. It's frustrating because I'm trying to please everybody, and ya just can't do that ... at least I can't.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition.