Tracy Morgan Funny Quotations

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.