Vanessa Bayer Quotations

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.