W. C. Fields Children Quotations

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

Never work with animals or children.

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

I like children - fried.