Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.