Will Rogers Money Quotations

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

We have the best Congress money can buy.

The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

A fool and his money are soon elected.