The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.