Will Rogers World Quotations

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.

There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.

You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man's belief.

Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.

If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.