Woody Allen Afterlife Quotations

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?