Woody Allen Maturity Quotations

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.