Yakov Smirnoff America Quotations

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!