Al Yankovic Album Quotations

I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.