When you have made a catalogue of your friend's faults it is only fair to supply him with a duplicate, so that he may know yours.
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
To seek a justification for a decision already made.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.
REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.