Never lend books, for no one ever returns them
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have left me.
I do not know any reading more easy, more fascinating, more delightful than a catalogue.
There are no bad books any more than there are ugly women.
When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads.
History books that contain no lies are extremely dull.
We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.
All the historical books which contain no lies are extremely tedious